As some may know, in Star Trek the Enterprise really doesn't travel that fast, it simply compresses spacetime, therefore distance, using warp drive. Romney works the same way. He doesn't change, he just bends everything else around him. Sort of like a black hole. At Warp Factor 10, the Enterprise can slingshot around the Sun and travel back in time screwing around with the timeline and sending events off into a parallel but altered vector. Beam below the orange icing for clarification.
A discussion of warp factor and scaling can be found here:
Warp Factor Scale
"Warp factors represent an ever increasing number in multipliers of the speed of light, where warp factor one is equal to the speed of light while warp factor five is equal to 214 times the speed of light. This number exponentially grows by each factor or decimal there of, however, the warp barrier is warp factor ten. Achieving warp ten is a theoretical impossibility as warp ten by all the mathematical numbers state that the speed is infinite allowing an object going so fast to be everywhere and anywhere at once and instantly"
My bolding.
Honestly, can you think of a better explanantion for why Romney changes positions so frequently? Duh! Its right there in the definition of Warp Factor 10.
With the China-Jeep thing, and now the re-write of the Auto Bankruptcy near catastrophe thing, its clear that Romney has entered some alternate reality. The question remains whether his braking dampners fire on Nov 7th or does he just continue to go travel back trapped in a warp bubble until he finally finds a time where some black guy doesn't make him look like a complete boob. Or maybe he ends up where he belongs, as part of a Borg hive.