This is a brief post consisting of some home grown gags about Romney's persistant Flip-Flopping. I hope you get a chuckle or two out of what follows below the orange squiggle.
Here are a series of Romney jokes for all of the “car buffs” out there.
Mitt Romney is flip-flopping so often these days that he has literally turned into a motor.
Not to worry because it has been recently reported that the Institute of Allied Automotive Engineers have come up with a new rating for Romney’s flip-flopping ; which are now measured on the newly released certified FFH scale, where FFH stands for Flip-Flops per Hour.
During the first presidential debate, Romney leaked that he has a new high performance five cylinder model tested and scheduled for release with a cruising capacity of more than 100 FFH (Flip-Flops per hour).
The owner’s manual for the Romney motor recommends adding at least five ounces of John Sununu every week for the best FFH performance.