Mitt Romney says to his staff, "But I've never dialed a black person's number before. Is it like everybody else?"
Romney doesn't know how to react to not being the bully. America just held him down and cut his hair.
Watching Fox News right now is like watching a jaded lover be dumped by reality.
Republicans conceding a lot of these races, say its now time to turn to the important task of keeping the winning party from governing.
Paul Ryan frantically searching for specialist who can quickly remove the "Mitt's" tattoo from his lower left hip.
Entire CT Sen election doesn't count because Linda McMahon's foot was on the rope.
We need to build some hydroelectric dams and harness all these tears from Republicans. Every crisis solved.
What's MItt waiting for replacement refs?