Will Ferrell eats David Axelrod's mustache.
It still hasn't sunk in. I am knocked over by the innate goodness, the wisdom, patience, calm, passion, intelligence, powerful eloquence, sincerity, backbone, generosity, vision, and consummate persevering integrity of President Barack Hussein Obama. Bless us, every one, especially those who made it through the long lines and voter suppression shenanigans, and bless all of those who have been bamboozled by Fox News for too long - may they be gifted with a new receptivity to something beyond those toxic borders.
Watch out, Senate, Elizabeth Warren is coming, and she is going to LIGHT YOUR FREAKING SOCKS ON FIRE. (OMFG ELIZABETH WARREN IS IN THE SENATE)
In Conclusion: Up Yours, Brothers Koch. Use your money to build something wonderful, like the world's most fantastic waterslide park, or a fancy habitat for hedgehogs. May everyone who made sinister use of Citizens United be unexpectedly overcome by Worthy Pursuits.