Looking for a holiday gift for the man who has (almost) everything? I've found the perfect present for my billionaire friends who are angry with Karl Rove for failing to buy our democracy on their behalf.
This design is available in a variety of enticing colors, but I highly recommend "Vegas Gold."
11:57 AM PT: Update: I wanted to address some concerns that have been brought to my attention. First of all, I can assure you that this shirt was made in China under virtual slave labor-like conditions. Unfortunately, the printing is done here in the U.S., but the good news is it is done 100% with non-Union labor. As soon as I start making some money I will offshore the printing as well. I have already set up a tax-free shelter in the Cayman Islands where all profits will go, so I don't have to pay a penny in taxes. I feel like I am finally becoming a real American and will be happy to no longer be a parasite/moocher/taker. Thank you, and God bless America.