Cross-posted at The Smew
WICHITA, KANSAS—Keith Danley, 36, a Wichita city councilman, has a bright political future ahead of him if his sexual proclivities are any indication.
Danley was elected to the city council as a Republican in 2010. Since that time a steady buzz has been building around his potential as a national candidate, based upon his constant pansexual affairs.
“Most politicans at the councilman level will settle for simply having a wife and one mistress,” said Doug Broussard, a local GOP party official. “Not Councilman Danley. He aims higher than that.”
Danley reportedly has two mistresses and a favorite male prostitute. He has also been accused of sexual harassment dozens of times. “He actually created a city council page program just so he could grope the pages.” said fellow councilman Walter Napolitano. “You just don’t usually see that kind of initiative at this level.”
For political insiders, it’s not simply the quantity of Danley’s dalliances, but the quality. “Two girlfriends and a rentboy is impressive. But he’s already got a whole secret family down in Tulsa,” said Travis Grant, a political strategist for the Latting Group. “The man’s only 36. That’s really, really remarkable. I could definitely imagine these people coming forward during a House or even a Senate campaign a few years down the line.”
Danley has also been incredibly adept at using various social media platforms. He is in frequent email and Twitter contact with dozens of potentially-underage women around the country.
“He sent me, like, a million pictures of his dick,” said Seana Baylor, 19.
“I think he could totally be president one day.”