Finally...a solution to unwanted pregnancy. Foster Friess relates to Andrea Mitchell that
This contraception thing, my gosh, it's [so] inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they'd use Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.
This solution brought to you by Rick Santorum's sugar daddy. Initially, I was a little cool about DK's "Hilarity" vote effort. However, after this sorry explanation, we need to get on the bus. In the words of the late
Hunter S. Thompson--
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
Sorry, I don't have the vid. If anyone was able to capture it, please contribute.
10:56 AM PT: The video appears below--right out of the horse's asses mouth.
11:34 AM PT: Thanks to all contributors! I corrected Friess' last name and added the full quote.