A tribute to the remaining GOP presidential candidates to the tune of "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"
Mitt, Rick, Newt, and Ron
(to the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown)
Every day when work is over
I rush home to watch TV
I have got to know
Who just left the show
Called “Survivor GOP”
There’s a crowded field contending
For the chance to run this fall
To defeat Barack
And turn back the clock
To a time beyond recall
So it’s Mitt, Rick, Newt, and Ron
Who will be the next one gone?
No one really seems to know
Man, this is an awesome show!
Newt is known for family values
He’s on family number three
While Santorum fans
Love his latest plans
For a state theology
Ron Paul just loves the Founding Fathers
All later progress he regrets
While Mitt Romney’s sure
That the happy poor
Have a dandy safety net
So it’s Mitt, Rick, Newt, and Ron
Who will be the next one gone?
No one really seems to know
Man, this is an awesome show!
So it’s Mitt, Rick, Newt, and Ron
Smoking tea out on the lawn
Who will be the nominee
For the crazy GOP?