I wonder if all the guy's who have donated sperm are cooking themselves brunch today?
Did Jesus have to get Joseph a Fathers Day gift?
Ladies, for a little extra fun today, call up that last guy who screwed you (over), and wish him a "Happy Father's Day!"
Almost at the age where my dad and I can simply exchange knee braces for Father's Day.
To all you mother fuckers who went out for milk and came back, thanks.
I wish lawmakers would start telling me what to do with my penis. Really confused. Women are so lucky
I empty out the salt shakers at restaurants and fill them with the sugar packets because some men just want to watch the world burn.
Just to set the record straight, my dad can beat up all your dads.