I like bacon. You like bacon. Most of us like bacon. This is why Mitt Romney wants us to think that he's the Fried Piper of bacon in this, his new campaign poster. Once again with the false equivalences, Mr. former ex-governor.
Well, I ain't no dog... I know it's not bacon. It's bad enough when he drapes himself in the flag, but now he's gone too far and has draped himself in imitation bacon.
Although, I should give Mitt a little credit. He did bring home the bacon once, in the form of pork barrels for his ancestral Promised Land.
I am a big believer in getting money where the money is. The money is in Washington.
I want to go after every grant, every project, every department in Washington to assure that we are taking advantage...
I have learned from my Olympic experience that if you have people who really understand how Washington works and have personal associations there you can get money...
Here he is again, loudly proclaiming that he's not just blowing hot air but is instead the Pork-Meister extraordinaire.
It's no wonder how some politician's hands get so greasy. Well, I should tell you, Mr. former ex-governor, if you keep doing that, you could go blind.
Here's one without the pic, for your free speech print out on stickers and get the permission from the owner to post it on a hand dryer in a public bathroom needs.