Chief Justice Roberts was seen Wednesday at the Springwood All Fitness center in a light gray nylon, long sleeve sport shirt, with neon salmon vertical stripes running from the under sleeves down to the waist. After doing three sets of free weight bench pressing, he inserted buds into his ears and walked over to the cardiovascular equipment section.
On his preferred exercise bike, he pumped his head up and down for several minutes. At one point, he increased his cycling speed, to a pinnacle rate of 187 cycles per minute. It was at this peak that he suddenly thrust a finger in the air and shouted, “Healthcare is for Pussies,” after which he jabbed at the air twice.
No heads turned in his immediate vicinity, except for the fitness center manager and his assistant, whose heads snapped in the Chief Justice’s direction. Roberts reportedly glanced sideways and noted the looks of concern, but did not swivel his head.
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