"I would especially like to thank the Supreme Court for the wisdom that they have displayed in their decision today. I would hope that this will put to rest a lot of the falsehoods and misinformation about healthcare reform and allow us all to go about doing the business of the people, particularly where affordable healthcare for all is concerned....
" ... But today I would especially like to thank and congratulate my esteemed opponent Mitt Romney and encourage him to take all due credit today for this victory for the American people. Without his foresight and bravery in piloting his program in the state of Massachusetts, none of this would have ever been possible ... Sincerely, congratulations to you Today, Mitt... And a big thank you from America! Romneycare is law."
(please,please,please...). ;)
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