This is not a conspiracy theory.
Some folks actually assert that Rush Limbaugh believes that Barack Obama summoned the hurricane. And that means (gasp) that the marxist is in good with God.
And, no, at no time here am I alleging a conspiracy. At no time. With none of this am I alleging conspiracy. All last week what was the target? Tampa. What was going on in Tampa this week? The Republican National Convention. [emphasis added]
–Rush Limbaugh
As I type these words, many Kossacks believe that
Rush is the secret ingredient. (No conspiracy here!) And some may even believe that
denial is confirmation. And Isaac, a
mere category 1 hurricane, is
moving so slowly that it is drowning the Gulf Coast. Once again, we hear that
levees have been breeched. All of this one day after Rush pitched
a plan to drown poor liberals on the Gulf Coast (in this instance, meaning liberals who are poor).
Rational moment: seven years ago, Hurricane Katrina killed 1,800 Louisiana citizens, many by drowning; as far as I know, no one took a survey on how liberal they may have been before the deluge. Oh, and in his war against climate science, Rush has asserted literally thousands of times on his show that humans cannot possibly affect the weather. But no one has ever accused Rush of being too consistent... |
Or maybe it wasn't God and that marxist. Maybe it was the marxist and the
commie scientists in the National Hurricane Center. (They're everywhere, I tell you. Have you looked under your bed?)
What we know for certain: Democrats wanted Hurricane Isaac to hit New Orleans! Democrats wanted disaster! Rush tells us so.
Once again, people on the Gulf Coast are dying. And Rush identified the un-indicted co-conspirators who were to be the main actors in his lunatic scheme:
The second thing that I think the Republicans ought to do is send bags of money instead of sand. Bags full of money to shore up the levees in New Orleans. This would accomplish many things. A, it would show our compassion. B, we could have Romney's five sons who CNN last night asked, "What's it like to be rich as sin," or whatever. They did. Piers Morgan asked Romney's sons, (paraphrasing) "What's it like to be stinking rich?" So we have Romney's five sons deliver the bags of money to shore up the levees.
Now, this will accomplish much. It will show our compassion, and it will do something else. Once we publicize that we have sent 500 bags of money -- well, whatever number of bags, bags filled with money to shore up the levees, what will happen? The poor of New Orleans will storm the levees and steal the bags, thereby putting themselves at risk for the eventual flooding that will happen once they remove the bags of money. And that way the Republicans can get rid of even more Democrats in Louisiana and shore up the state for themselves. How about those two ideas, folks? Am I not thinking or am I thinking? [emphasis added]
–Rush Limbaugh
And where are Romney's five sons likely to be found this week? You guessed it:
Tampa!
What was going on in Tampa this week? The Republican National Convention. [emphasis added]
–Rush Limbaugh
NOW whose fault is the hurricane?
As Rush observed, "I'm alleging no conspiracy. I'm just telling you, folks, when you put this all together in this timeline, I'm telling you, it's unbelievable!"
And so it is.
And, no, at no time here am I alleging a conspiracy.