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2012 Paralympics Day One Cheers and Jeers Cheers Edition
Cheers: It started with a storm of ideas with universe as its stage when Royal Marine Joe Townsend, who lost both legs in Afghanistan flew down a 115m zipline to light the torch, passing the torch to David Clarke, the 41-year-old captain of the British visually impaired five-a-side team.
Cheers: Hell yeah! Big F***'n Deal! Clive Copely/Getty Images, you owe us lunch, Dude.
Cheers: Did I mention Elin Manahan Thomas, escorted by the likes of Sir Ian McKellen and Professor Stephen Hawking, belting-out a rousing rendition of Handel's Eternal Source of Light Divine in Gold Lame while nabobs like Paul McCarty, The Queen Mummy and more than a billion members of the world-wide rif-raf movement looked on in amazement?
Cheers: Sez Prof. Steve: "Look at the stars and not down at your feet … Be curious." Yo! And how about the Higgs Particle disguised as a multitude of silver umbrellas? Kool.
Cheers: So, while were on the subject incredibly humbling experiences, how about a round of applause for Australian Shooter Elizabeth Kosmala, 70 years of age? Or neighbor Nikita Howarth, born in 1998? Cute mug!
Cheers: 8 Olympians you'd like to meet.
Cheers: 10 Olympians you have to watch.
欢呼声: 加油! 加油! 加油! 张翠平夺得残奥会首金! Oh, sorry! Too excited.
Cheers: To Paralympics Junkie Sites
London Paralympics Homepage
The Guardian Live-Blog
... and Guardian Interactive Guide
... and Guardian ... bla bla bla ... Event Schedule
... and Guardian BBC Paralympic Home Page
... and and and BBC Day-by-Day Guide
Go For It!