Woody Harrelson is currently practicing his DNC speech to a potted-hemp-plant Mitt Romney. He'll deliver it between bong hits on his couch.
At home, Clint Eastwood usually performs the Obama part in blackface.
Marco Rubio's parents were so poor, they could only afford to mutter incomprehensibly to an empty footstool.
Breaking: Scientist discover that some children may have been wrongly diagnosed with ADD or ADHD. They feel your kids might just be stupid.
Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said "Their Fault."
You'll never know if you can't fuck the stupid out of someone until you try.