...that my parents, a left-of-center neonatologist and a liberal attorney who collectively pay over 50% of their incomes in taxes, are little more than irresponsible moochers, mere leeches dangling off the government teat.
And all this time, I was thinking they were good role models. It's painful to admit that they actually aren't, but thank you, Mitt Romney, for showing me the light. Better to see the light now than to unwittingly follow them down their dark, self-destructive paths of dependency and indolence!
Mom and Dad, I am disappoint.