Whenever I see Mitt Romney in blue jeans awkwardly walking in front of a crowd of his supporters I find myself thinking, "Damn, those jeans ain't working."
I guess he's wearing blue jeans trying to look like an average kind of guy...like somebody you might go bowling with or whatever, perhaps like one of the 47% he so casually dismissed and berated. But hey Mitt, like I said the jeans ain't working.
They actually highlight what an elitist faker he really is. The jeans highlight a nervous, anxious walk that belongs to somebody who is obviously uncomfortable walking or even breathing among us commoners...or should I say those of us 47 percenters. Dude walks like an over-wound wind-up toy.
Anyway, here's a few more "ain'ts" Mitt needs to be aware of (at this point I don't think his running mate--who is showing serious signs of going rogue--cares enough to share this with you):
That load of BS he keeps trying to sell senior citizens about his and Paul Ryan's plans for Medicare ain't working. It got Ryan booed at a recent AARP forum. And BTW, it's the reason why that wide gap Romney used to have in the polls with seniors over President Obama has pretty much vanished.
That brown face makeup he wore at the Univision conference...it ain't work. If Mitt thought he had a problem with Hispanic voters before... About the only thing that would've been dumber would've been showing up a the NAACP Convention in black face.
Romney's false optimism in the face of falling poll numbers and daily potshots from his fellow Republicans ain't fooling nobody. As former Bush speechwriter David Frum asked, "How do you message: I'm doing away with Medicaid over the next 10 years, Medicare after that, to finance a cut in the top rate of tax to 28 percent?"
And oh yeah, that decision to keep doubling-down on those repugnant "47 percent" remarks sure in the hell ain't working. Many of those white working class voters (who realized they're among the 47 percent) in Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania ain't liking you too much.
With all those "ain'ts" stacked up against him, he's got to be scared Mitt-less!
Ain't it grand.