Mitt's proficiency with off-the-cuff one-liners is apparently not enough for the GOP prep squad. As many have already reported, Mitt's been cloistered with top advisers to prepare some pre-fab zingers for Wednesday's debate (For more on that, check out Olympia's diary).
However, it appears the Romney camp may have a mole. A number of zingers have made their way onto the internets. More below the squiggle.
I only picked a few from the secret memo, so feel free to add your favorites below:
ROMNEY CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS
1211 AVENUE OF THE AMERICAS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
FOR INTERNAL CAMPAIGN USE ONLY, DO NOT CIRCULATE:
"It’s time for less government and more personal responsibility. Give travelers the power to manage their own airplane windows."
"I’m not an example of white privilege. I was almost Mexican for Pete’s sake."
"Corporations are people my friend, and I’m the embodiment of that. Just look at my favorables."
"You’re skewing this debate! Clint promised you wouldn’t talk back."
"Healthcare for people with pre-existing conditions? What a snob!"
"For the last time, it’s not a pacifier. It’s a spoon, and a cherished emblem of my culture."
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in." (actual quote)
"Of course I have a plan to fix the economy. I keep it with my tax returns."
"Ten thousand bucks says I’ll repeal Obamnycare on day one."
"You’ve got a huge lead in the polls. But remember, government didn’t build that, I did."