From the kids who sold the U.S. Congress to the Tea Party comes new KFC boneless chicken! for "an ultra-finicky generation of Millennials."
Seriously, if we can't call each other "dude" and "bro," then what's the point of all those civilian deaths in Afghanistan, huh?
ALSO FROM PAISLEY/COOL J:
Bitchin 'bout Lynchin • Mama Said Work It Out • What My Pig-ment • Least We Ain't Mexican • Klan Rally Badunkadunk
SADDLE UP AND RIDE YOUR STAR-SPANGLED WAR DONKEY FOR JESUS WE HAVE A WAR ON COMMIES TO WIN!
Cop: License and registration
Me: here you go, officer
Cop: Sir, this is a napkin with the word "license" written on it. And it's expired.
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Me: Dude shut up, I think I saw a cop back there.
If I was a cop, I'd solve every problem by taking off my shirt and doing a sexy striptease. Then I'd go harass minorities and eat donuts.
Our society could use a makeover, it is fucking ugly.