Scientists at the Society for the Prevention of Odiousness, Ratbastardy, and Killeverythingism (SPORK) have long studied the Republican Party, but recently they've developed a powerful tool in this area of research: Fear Goggles. This advanced simulation device allows a normal person to see the world through the eyes of a Republican, and to do so safely without any of the coprophilia or Nugentism that tends to develop with more immersive methods.
Below are some of the results recorded from Fear Goggle trials, with reality on the left and images captured from the device on the right. In order to be scientific, some of the images were intended to be neutral control images, but strangely still resulted in some rather odd distortions. I think you'll find the results fascinating.
I could go on, but studies have shown that extended exposure to the Fear Goggles caused increased incincdences of fuckery, and a higher Swastikality index among test subjects. One unfortunate soul, who drove a platinum-trimmed Mercedes, became convinced the world was robbing her and went on a rampage against her domestic staff with a Wii controller. We have called this the "Biznitch" factor and have since incorporated it into our models. We pledge to continue boldly probing this area of research, and maybe some day find a cure for Republicans.