This song is based on Carl Perkins "Barefootin," which was made famous by Robert Perkins. This is a song that was popular back in the day, and has enjoyed a rebirth of popularity thanks to a new TV commercial for a deck protection product.
Your Darn Tootin’
Everybody get on your feet,
Hide your wallet, hide your ring,
Turn on the alarm, barricade your street,
Putin’s in town, he wants everything.
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin.
Went to a party the other night,
Long Tall Sasha had such a fright,
Putin was acting like a troglodyte,
He didn’t get home til after daylight.
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin.
Hey little girl with the red dress on,
Putin lost his shirt, do you see his brawn?
The vodka’s flows, he passes out on the lawn,
The extradition treaty will have to be redrawn.
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin.
Musical interlude
Lil Boris Henry he said to Misha,
Putin’s making Russia a pariah,
Supporting that Assad is anathema,
Faux pas after faux pas, and et-cet-era.
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin,
You’re darn tootin, that darn Putin.
He don't have no clothes on.
Carl Perkins, words and music
Jim McMeans, satire, 2013.
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