10. He knows the words to "Oh Canada." Real Americans can barely recognize the music.
9. His favorite Star Trek actor is William Shatner (Canadian) rather than Leonard Nimoy (Vulcan-American)
8. Has anyone actually checked his mother's alleged American birth certificate? Of course not!
7. While attending college, Cruz was once overheard telling a friend that if he was ever drafted he would just "go home."
6. He has several maple trees in his yard.
5. Once signed up for the NHL season package on DirecTV.
4. Was outraged when he left a hospital and was asked to pay a $72,000 bill
3. Was surprised when the Dallas Kiwanis Club didn't laugh when he called Obama a hoser.
2. Attended a Cowboys game and asked why the field was the wrong size.
1. Was once offered a Krispy Kreme and asked if it came from Tim Horton's.