It's time to start looking for the Spring war specials, as it's been decided we're going to bomb Iran in Spring 2014. Of course, it's important to make sure we have the best fashions in place then, as no one wants to do war with khakis or camoflauge anymore, c'mon, we conduct it from the Pentagon father's basement (with joysticks!). Yes, John Kerry and various other clowns will drag down the party, but they can't be avoided. Remembering back to 2002-03, you have to plan and market the war in that summer before the spring, is a no-brainer.
'Tis really an easy plan, buy off the Egyptian military again, roll back that ish and pretend the military didn't do it, because you can't do that Iran strike with democracy in the Middle East, or Egypt independently run, set up Syria as the fall guy mofo Hitler and hopefully provoke Iran to a response, and regardless because the Persians are smarter than that just make some shit up and bomb the fuck out of them by remote control.
Sounds retarded!
They do this because they think they trick us, and because they're stupid. Seduced to kill by the stupid, for influence, this is advanced civilization and democracy, no?