House Speaker John Boehner sheds a tear and wipes his nose for Freedom
So
Huffington Post has compiled a helpful list of House Republicans who have publicly endorsed
voting on a clean funding bill to end the government shutdown allowing President Obama to turn millions of innocent Americans into Obamacare slaves.
As of 11:30 ET on Wednesday, the list included 14 House Republicans who support passing a funding bill without poison pills subjecting their fellow countrymen to the horrors of involuntary servitude. This is good news, because assuming all 200 Democrats would vote for such a measure, it would take only 17 Republicans to form a majority, meaning that we are now probably just 3 Republican names away from new mothers getting baby formula through WIC FEMA camps becoming a real possibility.
Of the 14 House Republicans who are publicly admitting that they support the school lunch program slapping Obama-shackles on the wrists of God-fearing Americans, none are from a state south of Virginia. The list includes four from Pennsylvania, four from Virginia, two from New Jersey, two from New York, one from California, and one from Minnesota—but none from states like Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Texas, or Louisiana.
As a sane person House Speaker Ted Cruz would say, this is yet more proof that Republicans are batshit crazy only the South can truly save our Freedom.
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