Dear Anonymous,
HELP! We need the kind of help only YOU CAN PROVIDE.
As you are well aware, we are being threatened by political terrorists who threaten to cause this country grievous harm by FORCING IT INTO DEFAULT unless their maniacal insatiably greedy demands are met. They have sent out their henchmen to do their work: the Teapublicans in Congress or as Harry Reid affectionately calls them "Banana Republicans." Speaker Boehner and the other rank and file Republican Borg are complicit (with very few exceptions) in this traitorous crime against the nation.
I am so proud of President Obama and the Democrats for NOT CAVING to their extortionist demands, so far. However, as you know, a lot of people will be hurt by a potential default, not to mention the reputation of this country. Even as Obamacare goes online, the battle has just begun to be waged.
So, this is where your particular talents and skills come in. (And I am sure that you are already one step ahead of me on this.)
We NEED you to EXPOSE those Plutocratic Traitors who are pulling the strings, giving orders and who are funding the TeaPartiers and disciplining with their 'jackboots' the rest of the Republican Mob. We NEED EMAILS, VIDEOS, ANYTHING. And we NEED IT FAST.
This is a "47%" video moment. Just as the video of that true patriot was a nail in the coffin of the Republican Mob for 2012, we need its counterpart NOW. We cannot rely on traditional media (cough, cough for stating the obvious,) which has broken down into those who are journalists and who are paid shills.
WE NEED YOU to be the People's Investigative Journalist. WE NEED YOU to be the People's Whistleblower! WE NEED YOU to be the People's Crimefighters and rescue us from these terrorism of the Republican Mob.
And, ah, if you can be quick about this, that would be cool, too.
In appreciation for all your efforts,
SeaTurtle
PLEASE EXPOSE THE REPUBLICAN MOB AND THOSE WHO ARE RUNNING IT!