Just a brief journal response to what I think (and hope) must be the Tea Party strategy, as viewed from a Java programmer's perspective. For the coders out there, enjoy. :)
public static final void main(String[] args){
PsychoParty teaParty = PsychoFactory.getInstance("Tea Party");
List memberList = teaParty.getMembers();
for (TeaBagger teaBagger : memberList){
TeaBagger.selfDestruct(teaBagger);
}
}
class TeaBagger implements ProtoFascist {
public static final void selfDestruct(ProtoFascist protoFascist) {
protoFascist.raiseMoneyFromScaryIndustrialistGroups();
protoFascist.frothAtTheMouth();
protoFascist.electScarySenator("Ted Cruz");
protoFascist.makeThreat(Threats.GOVT_SHUTDOWN);
protoFasicst.shutdownGovernment(21, Calendar.DAY_OF_YEAR);
protoFascist.frothAtTheMouth();
protoFascist.makeThreat(Threats.DEBT_DEFAULT);
protoFascist.consultExpertS(Experts.SARAH_PALIN, Experts.RUSH_LIMBAUGH, Experts.GLENN_BECK);
protoFascist.frothAtTheMouth();
protoFascist.demonstrateWithConfederateFlags();
protoFascist.scareThePantsOffGroups(Groups.MAINSTREAM_GOP, Groups.SCARY_INDUSTRIALIST_SUPPORTERS);
protoFascist.renderIntoIrrelevance();
protoFascist.frothAtTheMouth();
}