Having established their bona fides in matters irrational, the Tea Party now seeks to wrong other rights.
Ted Cruz was not quoted as saying:
What we learned from this is that we need more pi!
For too long the Democrat Party has dominated the over-regulated irrational number industry. We the Tea Party are here to fix that. The prosperity of America does not depend on us!
We demand that the official value of pi be changed to the square root of nine times eleven divided by seven!
This is more than the old number and just as irrational!
When it comes to irrational, no one can touch us!
Teach the controversy.