I went on a Rafael Cruz -
John Boehner supplied all the booze -
Sarah Palin was there
To frighten and scare,
But no one had gotten the news.
The Republican brand is kaput
Their image is covered in soot.
And whoever speaks
To this bunch of freaks
Keeps filling his mouth with his foot.
The tea party tries to cause flack
About taking America "back".
They're so plainly nuts
About more budget cuts
That the Democrats are now on attack.