Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas, whereabouts unknown.
Hello Tea Partiers. How are you today? Does your life suck? I'm sure it does because ObamaCare continues unabated, wrapping its evil negro tentacles around your small, aging scrotums and squeezing with reckless abandon. Communism run amok, obviously. Not to mention the death of the America you hold so dear. Seems like you all would have someone, anyone, fighting against this tyranny, right?
You know...a bold, tenacious, All-American fighting champion...born in Canada. Where is your hero? Why is Ted Cruz hiding while your GOP friends in the house, abandoning the cause of stopping ObamaCare, instead are increasing government spending...on ObamaCare! And, there's a tax increase included in the latest House budget...in the form of increased duties on airline passengers. You guys have got Republicans voting for ObamaCare and Tax increases! Whatever will you do?!!!
This bill comes up for a vote in the Senate this week. I'm sure your hero is going to put a stop to this in the Senate, right? He's going to filibuster this god-awful anti-Jesus and anti-apple pie budget, right? I mean, surely, if there were a moment to stand up and fight, this is the one right? Didn't Cruz repeatedly tell the House to stand and fight? Well, now its his turn now isn't it? You guys should be soon teabagging until your heart is content with the barn burner of a filibuster Ted Cruz is about to put on, right?
Nope. You get a press release.
That, folks, pretty much sums up the Tea Party movement. All hat and no cattle. An expensive date with no happy ending. A grifter's gold mine.
What a bunch of chumps.