Well, I guess we're at the stage where we have to endure
Duck Dynasty "think pieces." It's also time for duelling essays by Washington journalists about why Washington journalism
does or
doesn't suck. Next, a reading (with accompanying patented KITM-style tangent discussions) of Gawker's
"The Second Class Citizens of the Google Cafeteria." Somehow, we end up fomenting security guard-led revolution. Roll Call's round-up of recent House retirements, and their taxonomy of
"The 4 Types of House Retirements to Come," then a little historical context/Hill insider anecdote to accompany their report the House's newest Member has hired a
25-year-old Chief of Staff. Finally, another shot at that crazy
EPA/fake-CIA guy story.