Why is is that our comedians are the only ones who ever speak the truth?
Since Carrey released his "Cold Dead Hand" video parodying the NRA, Fox News has delightedly milked the video to stoke the carefully contrived anti-Hollywood impulses of its drooling, dim-bulb viewership:
Ever since, he has been slammed by Fox News hosts and other right-leaning outlets; Fox's Greg Gutfeld called Carrey "the most pathetic tool on the face of the earth," adding, "I hope his career is dead."
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deep thoughts from Fox's Gutfeld mouthpiece:
“He wouldn’t do a video about gangs, which kill way more people,” Gutfeld was quoted by Hollywood reporter as saying.
In response, Carrey released the following statement today (I don't think he'll come after me for Fair Use):
Since I released my "Cold Dead Hand" video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.
I'll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.
I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.
I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.
Carrey also commented Wednesday:
"I'm appalled at (what) I've seen on (this) stream the last few days, all in hatred's defense. No wonder it's so dangerous to be a child today," Carrey added.
Sorry for the short Diary, but there's really nothing else to say.
The video in question: