We are at our most Christ-like when we pretend we give a fuck about a friend's 'gluten issues.
A garden can bring special joy to summer. But cukes don't come out of the ground smooth. Polish them well BEFORE using for special joy.
When life gets overwhelming:
1) Take a deep breath.
2) Exhale slowly.
3) Wait I fucked up.
4) Pack a bong.
5) Now go back to # 1.
To find what truly motivates you, look deep inside yourself. It's probably a small alien or robot.
Our limitations are truly only in our minds. Learn to succeed by not thinking!
I take great satisfaction in knowing that my continued existence here openly mocks the intentions of those that would have it otherwise.