I had a friend in Arkansas that was toying with the idea of buying some land to grow berries. The niche idea was to have people come and pay to pick their own berries. We had also discussed raising alpacas and had numerous humorous discussions on their upkeep. Below is an example of how these conversations progressed. This particular diatribe occurred just prior to December 21, 2012.
Publishing as a test and also because there just hasn't been enough levity lately.
Have you thought about how you're going to handle the Zombie Apocalypse?
I'm considering putting some C4 on my stairs and blowing it if zombies
can indeed climb stairs.
Is there any chance alpacas or berries could save us? Fluffly beds of
alpaca fur and berries for antioxidants. How will we keep the
alpacas and berries apart? If the alpacas DO get into the berries, do
you suppose they'll spit berry juice at us?
Perhaps berry juice is an elixer to de-animate the zombies. We could
get bushels of berries and feed them to the alpacas and let the
alpacas spit at the zombies until they're all de-animated.