The Clinton Presidential Library is releasing around
4,000 pages of previously unavailable documents. Which means the Clinton-haters are going to have a lot of reading to do, looking for the shocking revelations they've waited for all these years. I'm talking about the people who just know that one of these days, the TRUTH about Vince Foster's death and Hillary Clinton's sex life is going to come out ... in officially released government documents.
So prepare to be titillated by right-wing email blasts purporting to draw from the following extremely sexy and scandalous documents:
FOIA 2006-0167-F - The Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands
FOIA 2006-0175-F - Executive Order 13111
FOIA 2006-0191-F - The 9/11 Commission Report “Responses to Al Qaeda’s Initial Assaults”
FOIA 2006-0198-F - Hillary Rodham Clinton on Children’s Issues and Women’s Rights [Seg. 4]
FOIA 2006-0203-F - Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
FOIA 2006-0208-F - United States Information Agency
FOIA 2006-0212-F - Evelyn Lieberman and the United States Information Agency
FOIA 2006-0214-F - Jamie Metzl, National Security Council
FOIA 2006-0238-F - Nancy Soderberg and Rwanda
FOIA 2006-0460-F - Robert (Bob) Boorstin
FOIA 2006-0467-F - Jeff Shesol, Speechwriter [Part 1]
FOIA 2006-0467-F - Jeff Shesol, Speechwriter [Part 2]
FOIA 2006-0885-F - Health Care Task Force [Seg. 3]
FOIA 2006-1301-F - Hillary Rodham Clinton on Microcredit and Microdevelopment
FOIA 2006-1734-F - David Shipley, Speechwriter
FOIA 2008-0702-F - Paul Orzulak, National Security Council Speechwriter
FOIA 2008-0703-F - Thomas Rosshirt, National Security Council Speechwriter
Systematic 2011-0415-S - Lissa Muscatine, First Lady’s Press Office
Is it too much to hope that the "OMG, Hillary is totally a lesbian and Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's daughter" crowd will be distracted by this for at least a couple of days?