Ok, I don't know crap about this issue - I just had to find a place for this very cute play on words. I actually saw it in somebody else's comment and thought it deserved its 15 seconds of fame.
I swear I'll take this diary down in a few minutes.
5:11 PM PT: Ok, fine. It looks like folks want me to keep this up. I have to go offline for quite a while this evening. Have fun with it.