I am not here to amuse you. I am here to covertly and systematically poison your sane little minds.
I've always sought ways to alter the natural way I experience reality because it always seemed so dull to me.
Altering the way you experience reality doesn't necessarily mean drugs. I consciously and continuously change the way I perceive things.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
I don't stare into the abyss. I just glance at its tits when it looks the other way.
It must be hard being pants, knowing everyone hates you and thinks you're uncomfortable and stupid. (Yes, you too, relaxed-fit khakis.)
"I did it my way," is really more of an excuse than it is a declaration of my independence.