(This is my first diary on the Daily Kos.)
With all of the lunacy of Speaker Boehner suing the President of the United States, I simply have to say something to him and I think this would be the best forum in which to say what I have to say. So without further-ado....my letter appears below. Thank you for taking the time to read it.
Dear Mr. Speaker,
I know you are running scared. You and I both understand that your ‘temporary’ powers are under attack. After all, a person enamored (poisoned) with power such as yourself would be seriously perplexed and worried at the thought of losing that power. But, the part of me that believes in the good in all people, believes that somewhere inside of you, that wide-eyed person who originally came to Washington with the starry-eyed ambition to get the job done may still exist. I sadly fear this is no longer the situation, since I believe your overall attachment of the hind teat of your oil and business tainted-money backed super donors is complete and has killed him off completely thereby completing your transition to the dark side. And reality (the place where we the 99% live) pretty much guarantees that you can’t or won't do anything significant to change your current stance, because of your fear of losing your power. Just from observing your actions in not doing your "TEMP" job of being a politician over the last two years, I know that you are no longer capable of any kind of rational action that might help the American people.
I know your ‘employment’ as a politician has lasted a very long-long time and has continued only by the good graces of your constituents (the people blinded by your charismatic charm and good looks that have re-elected you time and again because they've had no better option). But again, the part of me where hope lives, truly and sincerely believes that perhaps those days are numbered, perhaps coming to an end as soon as this coming November, one can only hope. Since becoming the leader of the House of NO (Representatives) and the leader of your caucus the (Gross Obstructionist Party) Republicans, you have managed to pass less legislation than any other House since the 93rd session of the House of Representatives of the United States. This, in and of itself is an underwhelming feat to say the most. You have single-handedly managed to not do anything worthwhile to improve the lives of the very people you have been hired to serve, your constituents and by proxy the rest of the nation. And, you have done all this simply because you and your caucus are sore losers. So Mr. Speaker here is my thought on what I would like you to do albeit I know this to be an empty thought.
Please attempt in the time you have left of being Speaker, to stop being a moron, a silly twit, an ‘Asshat’ extraordinaire and do the job your were hired (elected) to do, pass bi-partisan legislation that doesn't hurt but helps the people i.e. the 99%, and stops wasting millions of tax dollars on vendettas (your silly lawsuit). Although I know this is a hard idea for you and your ‘out of control’ caucus to (if not impossible) fathom, as shown by the last two years of your tenure as Speaker of the House of (Clowns) Representatives. But Mr. Speaker, since you are a politician and you have made it to the level of 'AssHat' extraordinaire, it's much more difficult and generally impossible to reverse course. So, Mr. Speaker on reconsideration of the above thought, I believe honestly that I don't want you to do anything, because after the last two years of your continual Dog and Pony show of ‘NO’, your points are pointless, lame, ludicrous, ridiculous and most times just insane, much in the same way your party has become (poor Senator Barry Goldwater and founder of "The National Review", William F. Buckley Jr. are both spinning in their respective resting places). So Mr. Speaker please continue to do what you do -- nothing, because the levity it provides is priceless and hopefully your constituents will come out of their apathetic comas and see you for what you are -- A LIFETIME POLITICIAN WHOSE TIME HAS COME TO AN END. But on further reconsideration there is one thing you could do that would be beneficial to everyone in this country, RETIRE. Now that would be the right thing to do...