Do you like to spout your hatred to all and sundry?
Do you wear your bigotry as a badge of honor?
Do you feel persecuted?
Do you want to lash out for no reason at all?
Then you too can earn $$$$$$$$$
Join the Republican Party today and we will send you free of charge the following.
Rush Limbaugh's "Hate speech for beginners"
Erick Erickson's "How to be a Christian Martyr"
Ted Cruz's "How to say stupid shit without being embarrassed"
Sara Palin's "Ignorance is bliss, a bigots guide"
Michelle Bachman's "Woo, Woo, Woo, Tick Tock The Mouse Ran Around The Water Fountain" we haven't worked out what it is about yet, but it's a book.
Steve King's "Neener Neener Mr President" a guide by one of the world's foremost ignoramuses.
Louie Gohmert "A Guide To Nonsense As Fact" with a totally incomprehensible introduction by the author, the rest was written by mice on LSD running up and down a keyboard.
John Boehner's "Patriotic Crying, Crocodile Tear Making In Public" Tissue Edition.
Mitch McConnell's " How to say one thing, then claim you said another" and any quoting from the book will be treated with denial by the author.
John McCain's "Bombing the world, a tourist's guide to the world's hotspots".
The Koch Brothers "We have lots of money, we own your ass" a guide to buying an election
Bill Kristol's "How to get others killed for your ideas" coupled with his "How to be consistently wrong all the time" a guide for the advanced fool.
Alex Jones' "They are coming to take me away" advanced paranoia, not for the beginner.
Why continue to throw beer bottles at the TV when you too can become a professional screamer?
Send $100 today and we will send you copies of each of the above free of charge. If they do not arrive within two weeks please send another $100 to expedite the delivery.