OK, Republicans, you've taken control of the Senate and strengthened your majority in the House of Representatives. For the last few years all you've done is bitch about what's wrong with the country while putting obstacles in the way of every attempt to fix things and, as the "Party of No", making a seized-up mockery of democracy.
Now it's time to put up or shut up. You're bought and paid for. Lobbing spitballs from the back of the classroom is easy; leading the class from the front takes a bit more effort. You have two years to end the wars, vanquish ISIS, rid the world of terrorism, cure Ebola, bring back $2 gasoline, and send the scary brown people who mow your lawns and harvest your arugula back to wherever they came from.
But don't even think about coming after my Obamacare. You'll have to pry that out of my cold, dead hands. Sound familiar?
Two years. You're on the clock. The ball is in your court.
Oh, and the next Benghazi? That's on you.
See you in 2016.