It appears colleges are being redesigned to better prepare you for a life toiling away in the lower middle class paying off debts until you die.
Shameless self promotion: I'll be working on the corner of third and main tomorrow. You'll recognize the sign I made from a greasy pizza box.
Sickness is something that happens in the background while you attempt to apply their crude logic to the unending insanity of it all.
The main reason I haven't committed suicide is the hope that one day they'll introduce us to Scooby Doo's cousin Woop Dee Fucking.
Tonight I'm drinking Ruination. It's aptly named.