In a piece of sensational stupidity from a man whose brain appears to be shrinking on a daily basis, Paul 'The Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver' Ryan told an audience of right-wing knuckle-draggers at the Conservative Political Action Conference that liberals don't understand: disadvantaged students would rather have parents who care for them than a free lunch at school.
Ryan bases this notion on an anecdote told to him by Eloise Anderson, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker's (R) Department of Children and Families secretary, a completely independent and impartial source.
Ryan said:
"She once met a young boy from a very poor family, and every day at school, he would get a free lunch from a government program," Ryan said.
"He told Eloise he didn’t want a free lunch. He wanted his own lunch, one in a brown-paper bag just like the other kids," he continued. "He wanted one, he said, because he knew a kid with a brown-paper bag had someone who cared for him. This is what the left does not understand."
This insipid horseshit is so filled with cretinous stupidity that I can't even...so I won't.