I don't usually post "let's all jeer at the wingnut morans" type diaries, but I have to share this one with you all. It's a laugh, all right - except for the children whose parents are mounting this campaign. Come below the squiggle.
That's right, folks - the sovrun state of Oklahoma is threatening to
secdee, um,
secede from the United States next fall!
Why? Because Cosmos!!! Because Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a witch! a wizard! a warlock! a satanist! (psst - he's also black - yikes!!!) He's going to make a cosmic meteor land on us!
If you don't believe me, click through on that link. I wish I could say it's unbelievable, but these days...let's just say, "You'll laugh - you'll cry!"
Update: In fact, you'll just laugh. AnnetteK, who is plainly sharper than I, points out that the link is to a satirical website. But a funny one, still.