Bland. Bland. Bland bland. Ennui. Bland. More ennui. John McCain is bland. (Oh, no, is that a bland, completely listless political non-insult, shaking and quivering with uncaring ennui??)
Bland. Vanilla. Tasteless (as in "no taste"), bland bland and more bland ennui, listless, bland, ennui bland listlessness.
Bland!
And a bland to you all. May your blands be as bland as bland can be bland.
I wonder what you'll all find to bland about that bland.
Go, Hillary! (Oh, no, I've done it again! I've not insulted in a bland way the people who don't blandly love Mrs. Clinton bland! Oh, bland it!)