When it comes to conspiracy theories, the rightwing has definitely found its creative voice. They have endowed Hillary Clinton with amazing superpowers, convincing themselves she can determine when her daughter gets pregnant, control Vanity Fair and Monica Lewinsky, cause errant shoes to fly at her so she can spout planned 'adlibs', and embolden a terrorist group in Nigeria. And there are still over 2 years to go! So here's a musicalization of these fictional conspiracies (but very real rightwing terror at having to run against her in 2016) . . . "Blame it on Hillary!"