Since DK hasn't responded to my inquiry over whether it's kosher to post links here to other sites, I'll just do it:
To read 10% of the new and improved "You Picked Orange", please go to https://www.smashwords.com/ (and, if you need to, find someone who can help you locate my book, because me and websites? Oil and fire, man, oil and fire.)
To buy the whole book will cost a mere $7.99 and, boy, am I worth it. :)
(And coming soon, "Jewish Bananas". I'll let you mull that title over, for those who don't know already what it's about. [Lots of sex. Almost pure sex. And spiders. Well, one, from 1928. And bananas. And more sex. It's good, you'll see. Soon-ish].)
But, there it is: the link to Y.P.O. Now, I just hope like hell that it works.