You heard it here first. A number of Republicans openly and unapologetically have developed a comprehensive plan that will aid Hillary greatly in her ineluctable push to the White House. With surprising ease, my research team has unearthed some of the more compelling details.
A prime plank in the platform of Republicans-for-Hillary is the group’s war on women. The loose-knit group plans to push for more laws like the 170 anti-abortion measures that the states have passed in recent years. They anticipate ongoing blockage of the Violence Against Women Act along with parallel attacks on Planned Parenthood, opposition to sex education in public schools, disavowal of equal pay for women and constant attempts to cut programs like WIC that provides food for poor women’s babies. They will continue to genuflect to the mummified ramblings of Rush Limbaugh who, for three days running in 2012, termed a young woman a “slut” and a “prostitute” because she testified to the Congress that birth control ought to be included in insurance plans.
Next, as if to prove themselves wholly irrational and not to be trusted with keys to the White House, elements among the GOP will continue to make florid claims that Obama is a dictator who should be impeached. The effort began as Republicans in the House voted to sue the president, an action that some term Operation Impeachment Lite. The president’s offense? He agreed to their request for a delay of the employer insurance mandate and, having done what they asked, they sued him for having done it.
Team GOP-for-Hillary will trumpet the perpetual plan of alleged boy genius Paul Ryan to strip seniors of Medicare. Ryan’s plan would send old people, whose cognitive skills may be headed toward decline, to the warm embrace of the health insurance industry where discussions of coverage options, pre-existing conditions, premiums, deductibles and riders will take place.
In the House, the Republicans for Hillary contingent will pile on more votes to repeal Obamacare, in hopes that upwards of 15 million Americans who now have insurance will be left without it, and thus may resume use of the ER as their family doctor. Their brothers and sisters at the other end of the U.S. Capitol will filibuster most everything in the Senate, especially the president’s jobs plan which, had it passed, by now would have put millions to work rebuilding the nation’s crumbling highways, bridges and storm drains.
They will deny climate science. Relevant talking points will include both John Boehner’s, “I’m not a scientist” and Rep. Shelly Moore-Capito’s (R-WV, my representative) refusal to say anything at all on the subject.
They will gripe that Obama ought to do something about the recent flood of document-challenged immigrants coming into the U.S., while at the same time they will refuse to provide sufficient funds to deal with the problem.
Repeatedly, Republicans-for Hillary will spit in the face of Ronald Reagan’s strong belief that the sale of all guns ought to include a background check and, thus, they will continue to make it easy for a member of an al-Qaida cell group to purchase a gun at a flea market.
For a certainty, Hillary’s GOP supporters will continue activities aimed to keep those who are not old white men (full disclosure, I am one) from voting, which is sure to backfire. Last, the GOP’s Team Hillary will fight gay marriage and claim they do so to please Jesus, although Jesus never said that.
Thus it is that Republicans push Hillary ever closer to the White House.