Please note that I wrote this while I was steaming mad that over One Hundred and Thirty Thousand Dollars had been raised for a cop that killed an unarmed young black man as he was moving away from him.
Also note that before I published it I sent it to a black woman friend of mine who has a young son, and asked her what she thought about it - if it was too much.
We talked by phone and she said she loved it and wanted to publish it in the very next issue of the minority community monthly she publishes.
I told her I wasn't sure about that, as I was afraid of local harassment.
She said she understood, but that the piece needed to be told.
I don't know what I will do locally...
But here it is nationally:
Job Opportunities For White Cops Now Available Nationwide!
How to Kill Young Black Men and Get Paid Big For It!
By "Rush Beck and Glenn Limbaugh"
Copyright 2014
All Rights Reserved
Young men! Are you white, ambitious and a trigger happy policeman?
Do you want to make EXTRA money to supplement your police officer salary?
Now you CAN if you can just pass the simple five question test at the end of this infomercial.
If you can, then we are just what you've been looking for! Who are we? We are a close knit group of right wing nuts who will pay you big time for killing unarmed young black men!
Sound too good to be true? Not so! Just look what we're doing for the cop who killed that mean old nasty Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
We've already raised over $137,000.00 dollars for him...
And we're just getting started! By the time he's actually charged with anything – if ever – we'll have way more than enough to buy the best lawyers and judges in America! All white of course!
Just think what YOU could do with that kind of money! Like move to somewhere where there are no minorities...
And maybe live in a gated community with our other celebrities... like the guy in Florida who killed a young black man who had just walked to the store!
Right wing "heroes" are being adding every day! Now YOU can be one of them.
Make BIG money today! Squeeze that trigger. Get you one!
Remember, you CAN be a hero to a large segment of white America!
Doesn't matter to us if they're jay-walking, petty thieving, or even just standing there!
Just shoot one! And watch the dough start rolling in!
Don't worry about what will happen to you after the fact!
We've got it all taken care of!
If some black family's grieving becomes too annoying or those ever pesky protestors can't see the beauty of you eliminating one less future looter...
Not only will we bring in enough surplus military equipment to be able to hold off the Russian Army for three years...
We will also get you out of town pronto and provide you with round the clock security provided by brother policemen who feel a lot like you do...
And at absolutely NO CHARGE TO YOU!
Plus... we will help you get on FOX News with several sympathetic hosts who will ooh and ahh at every detail of how you bravely stopped and killed an unarmed young black man in his tracks with only seven to ten shots... while he was dangerously backing away from you with his hands raised and possibly saying "Don't shoot!"
We'll even help you get your story straight if you're having problems "remembering" what really happened.
We'll take care of you down to every last detail.
For instance, does your story include that the perpetrator hit you in the eye but you have no black eye to prove it? Don't worry, we can apply a black eye to you, during the eight or ten days that the local government and police keep you from the spotlight that people who stupidly believe in justice wrongly want to put you under.
And that's not ALL! We'll also investigate the person you killed to dig up everything he ever did wrong to demonize them and get the white masses on YOUR SIDE!
Did he ever smoke a joint? Oh, the nerve of him to do that in AMERIKA!
I mean , "America."
Right now you're probably saying "OK, I'm IN! When can I start?"
The answer is START NOW! Anywhere you're at!
But recognize that you have to be quick to act to claim your prize in the limelight and the big cash to go with it – Because... there is no guaranteed territory for any policeman anywhere.
Every street corner in America where a young black man is standing is open for grabs to the first cop there brave enough to squeeze the trigger first before doing ANYTHING else!
So hurry! Don't wait! Get started TODAY before the supply of young black men runs out!
Get busy! Shoot some young black today! Right Now! Before some other cop beats you to it!
But you might be saying: "Surely there's got to be more to it than that? Don't I have to read them their rights or something?"
No! Absolutely NOT! Just shoot now and trust that white privilege always wins in America!
Due process of law applies only to YOU – not to young black men.
It's always worked in the past! There's no reason why it won't now, with you!
So get on the fast track to success and glory TODAY!
But, you may ask, "Shouldn't I at least use a stun gun before shooting to kill?"
What? Are you crazy? Fame and fortune don't pay for MODERATION! And neither do WE!
Now is the moment of truth!
Have you got what it takes???
If you can answer ALL of the following questions with a "Hell, Yeah!" you're the kind of white man we're looking for!
Question one: Do you believe that black people are inferior to you and ALL of them are out to get your WOMEN?
Question two: Do you long for the "good old days" of slavery when nigras had to do what your ancestors told them to or you could whip the you know what out of them, and sell their children and have sex with THEIR women?
Question three: Do you long for the not too long ago days of open segregation when you could lynch them if they didn't do what you wanted them to do, like get off the sidewalk when you walked by?
Question four: Do you believe you have a right to shoot a black man six times or more just because he is bigger than you and would stomp you into the ground in a fair fight if you didn't?
And last but not least, Question five: Do you believe you have the right to threaten and shoot a member of the media if they try to film you doing anything they say might be violating your right to mistreat and shoot and kill young black men?
If you ALL five questions with an I'm white and I'm proud hell, yeah, rebel yell...
Then you're the man for us.
Start shooting and start collecting!
BUT WAIT!
That's not ALL!
There's MORE!
For a limited time only we're offering a cash bonus to the first new recruit to BEHEAD a young black man!
We can't let those Muslim terrorists in Iraq and Syria be crazier than we are!
And if the beheadee happens to be a young, black REPORTER even MORE money will be YOURS!
So now you have TRIPLE the cash possibilities to supplement your cops pay...
So get out there and KILL young black men today for the same "crimes" you did when you were young:
Namely talking back to authority, petty theft, and just standing around talking shit.
And be glad...
Be very glad...
You're not black...
At least not on the surface.
And also be very glad...
That you're too stupid to realize...
That scientists have already proven...
That we ALL...
Lilly Whites Included...
Have our origins in Africa.
But it's best not to know that.
Otherwise...
You'd have to shoot yourself someday.
And man...
What a loss to society that would be.
Oh, wait a minute.
Maybe not.
Rush Beck And
Glenn Limbaugh
August 21, 2014.