Remember the GOP Clown Car of 2012? Of course you do...who could forget it? The sight of so many shrill, deranged RWNJs being taken seriously was one for the books. And what an embarrassment of riches!
The zany, wacky stylings of Muslin Conspiracy loon Michele Bachmann; the slow blink-rate and faux-folksy charm that failed to disguise the bone-deep stupidity of Lil-Abner-in-a-suit-and-tie Rick Perry; the slightly scary intensity of disgusting internet meme 'Frothy' Rick Santorum; weird Uncle Ron-from-another-planet; the android-with-a-faulty-chip synthetic 'passion' of Bishop Mitt Romney; the bland, 'reasonable' guy whose name (Jim? John? Jerry?) nobody can remember; the Popeye-like squinting and smug self-regard of Koch brothers bagman Newt Gingrich; also, too, who can forget Tim Pawlenty (me, actually) often called 'T-Paw' by absolutely nobody in North America; and last but by all means least, former pizza executive, proud ignoramus and sexual-harrassment hobbyist Herman '999' Cain.
Cain's novelty act wore thin pretty damn quickly and we haven't seen or heard much from the man since the 2012 debacle. But as sure as eggs is eggs, when an election rolls around, all the bats come down out of the belfry.
The batty Cain was on fundamentalist crackpot Rick Wiles' radio show on Thursday, explaining to Rick's audience of mouth-breathers, bed-wetters and End Times enthusiasts that the devilishly cunning Muslin Tyrant Obama™ will soon execute his eleventy-dimensional chess chops, steal the midterm elections and get himself impeached.
According to Cain The Brain:
...President Obama will soon issue an executive order providing a path to citizenship to millions of undocumented immigrants in order to mobilize Hispanic voters to turn out in the upcoming midterm elections. As a bonus, such a move will force Republicans in Congress to impeach Obama, which is exactly what Democrats want because it'll distract the media from Obama's incompetence and corruption.
Cain told Wiles that Obama will issue such an order because he knows that by the time Congress or the courts take steps to stop his decision, he will have already mobilized millions of Hispanic voters, including those who are here illegally, to vote for the Democrats in the November elections.
When Wiles said that such a move would be an "act of dictatorship" that would most certainly result in impeachment, Cain explained that that is exactly what Obama and the Democrats want to see happen.
"The Democrats would love for the media to be obsessed with impeachment proceedings leading up to November," Cain stated "because the Democrats do not want the media to be focusing on failed economic policy, no foreign policy, [and] corruption that's going on it all of the various departments"
Shazzam! That is one
hell of a plan. Has anyone told The Rug That Speaks, Donald Trump? I mean, if there's one man who's proven his ability to get to the bottom of things--his investigation of Obama's birth certificate speaks for itself--it's the short-fingered vulgarian
par excellence.
We await developments with bated breath.