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The Show From Last Night
I got nothin'...
Well, kids...
I'm not sure how I feel about all this right now.
The Treachery of Images
(Perception is what intercedes between ourselves and reality. -Rene Magritte)
It's like I used to be the Ring Announcer
for the "Greatest Show On Earth!"™
with the bareback riders and the highwire acts
doing incredible feats of death-defying acrobatics,
and the parade of astounding animals
draped in bejeweled embriodery,
and the hijinks of hilarious clowns
throwing a bucketfull of confetti
on an unsuspecting child
who then squeals
with glee.
But now...
I'm more like one of those androgynous robots that,
by way of some unforeseen mishap,
has lost the programming required to operate
in its prescribed fashion
and I'm slowly ricocheting
off the walls and the furniture
like a Roomba™ with a low battery,
while leading around
an ancient arthritic baboon
that is morosely tethered
by a strand of frayed jumprope
to the rearmost belt loop of my pants
and I'm asking the former pitchman
from the Sham-wow™ commercials
how he likes living
in Chattanooga
or Texarkana
or wherever.
-Man
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