A Gullible TV exclusive Interview with the Israeli Prime Minister Nit-and-yahoo!
GTV: People were taken aback when after years of saying you were negotiating for a two state solution, you publicly stated you'd never allow a Palestinian stae to exist.
Nit: Oh, no. They must have misheard me. I have also said I want to negotiate.
GTV: But this video clearly has you saying you only want one state to exist.
Nit: Errrr. Uh, apparently you're not familiar with my Zen Judaism approach.
GTV: Zen Judaism?
Nit: Yes. As our prophet Elijah once said, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
GTV: How do you clap with one hand?
Nit: You don't! You clap with two hands! See? When I say one state, I really mean two states.
GTV: Wouldn't it be simpler to just say two states?
Nit: Yes! Exactly! Precisely, why we say one state when we mean two states!
GTV: Some people think you're a politician who tells each audience whatever that audience wants to hear.
Nit: Oh, no! Not at all! I assure you I tell you that you should believe whatever I tell you, and I tell everyone else that they should believe whatever I tell them.
GTV: So, you would never try to deceive us?
Nit: I would no more try to deceive others than Jacob would deceive his own father Isaac! That is my tradition.
GTV: Thank you for clearing that up. So, when will we see a two state come into being?
Nit: Oh, it will take time. If you did that now, those rag-heads would create a terrorist state.
GTV: Rag-heads? Isn't that racist?
Nit: Not at all! I look forward to a two state solution.
GTV: So what's stopping it?
Nit: Well, they still want to be rag-heads.
GTV: Why shouldn't they?
Nit: Why, of course, first they have to convert to Judaism for a few generations so we know they've given up their terrorist ways.
GTV: Convert to Judaism?
Nit: Of course, this IS Israel after all.